By C1 Staff
Everyone’s a critic – especially in the age of social media. Crowd-sourced reviews have become so popular that even people are getting the Yelp treatment these days, so it should come as no surprise that correctional facilities are also now subject to star ratings. From San Quentin to Rikers Island, here are the top 10 funniest prison and jail reviews on Yelp. Check them out and share any we missed in the comments section.
1. FOLSOM PRISON
Read Eli T.‘s review of Folsom Prison on Yelp
He should have gone for the “solitary” package.
2. CLARK COUNTY DETENTION CENTER
Read Kc C.‘s review of Clark County Detention Center on Yelp
Nothing like some delicious prison hooch to make you feel at home.
3. KING COUNTY JAIL
Read Diana L.‘s review of King County Jail on Yelp
Sounds like King County needs to step its game up.
4. SAN QUENTIN STATE PRISON
Read EM T.‘s review of San Quentin State Prison on Yelp
The chain link fences are quite rustic, aren’t they?
5. COOK COUNTY JAIL
Read Dave S.‘s review of Cook County Department of Corrections on Yelp
Top legal minds, indeed.
6. RIKERS ISLAND
Read Joseph S.‘s review of Rikers Island Correctional Facility on Yelp
This one sounds familiar…
7. ORANGE COUNTY JAIL
Read Ty F.‘s review of Orange County Jail on Yelp
The views in Orange County leave much to be desired.
8. SCOTT COUNTY JAIL
Read Jeff S.‘s review of Scott County Jail on Yelp
I’ve heard those federal resorts are pretty hit and miss.
9. WASHINGTON COUNTY JAIL
Read Bryant B.‘s review of Washington County Jail on Yelp
You can cut staffing levels but don’t you dare touch the go-kart track!
10. MARION COUNTY JAIL
Read Steve N.‘s review of Marion County Jail on Yelp
One star would’ve been justified if they’d served Nutraloaf. The PB&J makes this a 4-star experience at minimum.